... easing into semi-retirement, having lots of creative adventures and enjoying being a (relatively) new Granny.

Tuesday 4 December 2012

Limericks




I offered to change the baby’s nappy
To help keep his mother happy.
I put it on wrong
His output was strong
And I learnt to not be so slap-happy.

I offered to change the baby’s nappy
To help keep his mother happy.
I put it on the wrong way
The tags didn’t stay
And Sam was not a happy chappy.

The festival in October is for the Lilac City
But every year without fail it’s such a pity
That the lilac comes later
As planned by the Creator
And the weather is always so shitty.

19/10/12

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